Weddings, Regsitries, and Ants

So for some reason it seems everyone I know has decided to get married. And none of them to me. Isn't that inconsiderate? Anyways three of them decided to get married this month which means I don't get any free weekends until July. This is allright with me though, as long as there is free food. Well, I suppose the food isn't actually free, since I have to buy gifts. Come to think of it, the food is really expensive.

Now for some short thoughts. Bed Bath and Beyond, which every trendy bride registers at, has put something very odiferous in their gift wrapping(bag stuffing really) which makes me nauseous. I don't know what it is, but I may have to keep the gifts far away from me until wedding time. Either that or dump potpourri in the bags.

And now for something, completely different.

Today at lunch I bought a bag of salsa verde Doritos. I finished most of them but since I was eating and driving there were still some crumbs in the bag. I played soccer at 6:00 today and when I got back in my car I noticed that there were ants crawling all over the Doritos bag. This is a mystery, how did they get there. How long will they live in my car? Is there an ant colony under all the junk in my back seat?

I might have to call in an exterminator.